Thanks to my horny brothers and their beautiful way-to-good-for-my-brothers wives, there have been a half-dozen Fishers unleashed on the world over the past few years. And I absolutely love and adore at least five out of the six of them. I don't have a good gauge Ruby. She lives in another state and has only been on the planet four months. But I'm confident that the more I get to know her, the more I'll probably likely her.

Anyway, uncle Chris has some Christmas shopping to do (all online this year) and most of them are at an age where they'll probably start to remember the times when you let them down. So, since shopping and gifty stuff isn't my forte, especially for these little snot-monkeys, if you could help me out with a few suggestions, that would be gold! Here's what I'm looking at:

7 almost 8yo boy - I'm thinking maybe his first beanbag chair, or a Frisbee that glows in the dark, a life-size Optimus Prime maybe… ?????

5 almost 6yo girl - I'm thinking anything in the fairy princess category, maybe a Frisbee that glows in the dark, HPV vaccine…. ?????

And anything under 3yo is easy, right? - Something like wrapping paper wrapped in wrapping paper... They'll be happier than a 3yo with just plain wrapping paper! If I'm wrong on this one please let me know. I have the money for tinfoil wrapped in wrapping paper wrapped in wrapping paper.

And what do I get that 4-month-old? She didn't even look me in the eyes when we first met. I'm telling you! She had shifty eyes. Do you know that they call someone with shifty eyes? "Shifty"!!! There's just something about her I don't trust. She is gunning for my place in the pack and I will not go down with out a fight!

So please, help Santa Fisher with a few great ideas so I can spoil the cutest, most loving, most lovable, most entertaining, craziest, most smile-inducing, most adorable, most hug-giving nieces and nephews an uncle could ever ask for.

Thank you, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays!!!!