Phrases like, "There's now a 9th and 10th victim" were once only heard after natural disasters. And in more recent years, only after natural disasters, cult suicides, and shooting rampages.

Mr. Sandusky, do everybody a favor and just kill yourself. And please know that this isn't coming from a place of anger, although that would be perfectly understandable. I mean this from an it's-probably-best-for-everybody-even-you place. Like maybe a concerned friend would say to another friend if it needed to be said. And since we are now friends, let me offer this to you… If you are too cowardly to take your own life while you're sitting in jail, and chances are you are too cowardly (Boy rapists tend to have that profile trait in common), then let me take it for you. I mean, what are friends for but to be there when they need a helping hand around there neck. (Btw, can I be arrested for this? If so, please note that I am an entertainer and this is for entertainment purposes only.)

Ok… So, I really think I could do it. If, you know… it was legal and all. I've watched enough Dexter now to have a pretty good idea of what it's like to take the life of that kind of person. I feel what Michael C. Hall feels. He's that good. Anyway… To make a long ramble even ramblier, Mr. Sandusky, give me the signal, I'll claim I was molested by you and want to see you, you'll allow me visitation, and then Bam! I'll kill the f*** out of you. But since I've never been in a fight and I don't know how to just "Bam! kill the f*** out of" anything, give me the signal, then give me a month or so to get the Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique down and then I'll do it… If Pai Mei would just return my calls! (I'm not even going to try and act like I didn't have to look that shit up. I can't remember what I talked about on my own show much less a quote from… Hold on, I'll be right back… Kill Bill Vol. II)

It'd be a win-win situation as far as everybody would be concerned. And that is more important than anything! As long as you're getting win after win, your peers will let you rape young boys on their watch.